Are you kidding me?
The world has turned so sad. It makes me want to sit in a corner and cry and rock and rip my hair out.
I went to CVS. I was looking at shelves. I turn left, and do you know what I see?!
Oh God no!
I saw a box. Titled...
HD VISION GLASSES.
*Silence.* You know the best part about these wonderful glasses? They turn everything yellow.